King: So, why are you wearing that oven mitten? (Cut to his Nintendo Switch Lite, the game lags) King: Wow, this ninth-generation home console game looks way better than the Nintendo Switch's port. (Cut to his Nintendo Switch Lite, the gameplay is pixelated) King: Wow, this 8.5 generation home console game looks way better than the Nintendo Switch's port. (Cut to his Nintendo Switch Lite, the game's graphics are horrible) King: Wow, this eighth generation home console game looks way better than the Nintendo Switch's port. He swims to get his Switch Lite and puts it at the ground. U Deluxe and while walking, he accidentally falls into a pool along with his Nintendo Switch Lite. The game crashed, as a loud noise is playing from the speakers.) (King drops the Switch Lite onto the ground, King walks down the stairs to find the Switch Lite. The Switch Lite's screen says "DON'T BUY ME" with the text "PLEASE DON'T ATTEMPT ANY OF THESE WAYS AT HOME".) The Nintendo Switch Lite falls on the logo. (The 2020-present Plainrock124 intro appears. He takes the Switch Lite and holds it while the text "25 MORE WAYS TO BREAK A SWITCH LITE" appears.) (Cut to the floor, King unboxes it very fast. Just as the GameStop employee watches him.) (King walks and takes the Nintendo Switch Lite of its box and unboxes it and he drops it. The text "Plainrock124 Presents." appears on the Nintendo Switch OLED's screen.) (The GameStop employee puts the Nintendo Switch Lite in the table. GameStop will not trade junk for junk." appears while he gives the Nintendo Switch OLED to the GameStop employee, and he gives the Nintendo Switch Lite.) King: That's exactly what I needed, deal! (The GameStop employee puts a Nintendo Switch Lite box.) King: Fine, can I exchange this useless broken junk for something of equal value? King: Hi, can I return the Switch OLED please? (opens the box) it's only been dropped twice. King: Forget 50 ways to break, (He kicks the box and his Nintendo Switch OLED, then holds a Switch OLED box) a sequel is an order. King: Oh, oh, oh (He hits his throat 3 times) King: But then how much revenue did it make during its lifetime? King: For a video about this piece of s**t?
King: I wonder how that video is doing, haven't checked on it in a while. King: I can't believe I finally started filming 50 ways to break a Switch OLED after it's been out for almost a year, and it's been almost three years since I broke that Switch Lite in 25 ways. King: Whew, that's enough work for today. (Cut to the Notes app open on King's MacBook Pro, as he checks the first two ways on a "50 WAYS TO BREAK A SWITCH OLED" list.) (King drops his Nintendo Switch OLED in water)
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